Blondes Have More Fun
78BLONDES A FASCINATION
'Sexy,beautiful,dizzy,natural,bleached,dotty,captivating,bleached,wonderful,crazy sensual, alluring.'
Come celebrate with me today into the extraordinary, happy yet sometimes tragic life world of blondes.
Blondes conjure up all kinds of images in our minds. Whether we hate them or love them, the world has a fascination for them. Since sexy blonde stars like Marilyn Munroe , Jean Harlow and Jane Mansfield walked their walk upon this earth, the trail of blonds has always continued. Stemming from these beautiful sex sirens, came the familiar 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ' phrase. There has been many a bottle of peroxide opened since, in this quest for super 'Blondeness.'
I myself am a blonde, I always have been, and would not have it any other way. I guess that's why I'm dubbed 'The White Russian '. I cannot deny that my hair colour has gained much attention in my life span, and has been the topic of whispers behind closed doors. "Is it real?", they whisper. Bleached or natural seems to be a common point of discussion amongst women from all around the world. If it is real then it is envied , if it is bleached it evokes a reaction, "I told you so," and is therefore 'regarded more favourably' .
As an experiment a few years back I donned a red haired wig and strolled down the streets that I wander as a blonde. I noticed fewer people looked, the attention was noticeably less, it was remarkable. Please don't get me wrong, there are millions of beautiful women, redheads and brunettes who would gain the attention of many in their journeys, but for me, there was a big difference.
'Oh How Fair Thou Blonde Hair Is'
BLONDES THE SUBJECT OF HUMOUR
Our hair colour has given birth to blond jokes all across the world. How many times have you heard red-hair jokes or brunette gags?
'Did all this start with the dizziness of Munroe?'
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blond asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!".
BLONDES THE SCIENTIFIC AND GENERAL FACTS
'Blondes have more strands of hair than their darker counterparts'
In my studies through Hairdressing this is what we learnt. I assume they were talking about natural blondes in these scientific studies.Bleached hair if not cared for properly, can become extremely brittle thus causing hair breakage, resulting in reduction of density.
'Between 50 and 60% of woman who visit Hairdressers undergo blonding treatments, which also includes Streaks.
There is a very high percentage of women who through their life span have either considered going blonde or have taken the plunge into blonding their natural tresses.
'There are many shades of blonde ranging from Strawberry Blonde (darker end of the scale), all the way through to Platinum Blonde ( the lightest of all blondes).
So many women who have dyed their hair at home, have been horrified with the results of yellow hair. This mainly happens with inexperience with colours and the lack of knowledge of applying toners.
And furthermore did you know that 65% of all Miss Americas have been blonde.
THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL BLONDES
In Tribute To Blondes
"Blonde" A novel by Joyce Carol Oates
"Legally Blonde" A Hollywood film starring Reece Weatherspoon.
"Blonde Resturaunt" A modern Scottish and European restaurant on the south-side of Edinburgh's city centre.
"Pure Blonde" A low carbohydrate Australian beer.
"Blonde Bombshell" A gorgeous blonde.
"Bavaria Blonde" A beer brewed in Holland.
"Blondie" A female blonde rock star who rocked in the seventies.
"Another Blonde Moment" A website that has created and exclusively sells Blonde products
"Dirty Blonde Cocktails" A innovative line of pre-mixed, ready-to-drink bubbly wine cocktails created by a woman, specifically for women and girls.
"CONCRETE BLONDE" Artist, singer
"Dumb Blonde" A common term to describe a blonde with little intelligence.Goldie Hawn, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Jayne Mansfield have all played characters labelled as' Dumb Blondes '
"Blonde Bimbo" A word that has been extremely popular in the 20th century . A 'bimbo' is often an attractive woman with very little intelligence
CHECKOUT THESE AWESOME BLONDE VIDEOS
The first is the Australian television commercial for the advertising campaign 'Pure Blonde'. Yes, here in Down Under we get the job done with such flair and finesse.
The second video is absolutely hilarious which you will thoroughly enjoy. I dub this clip 'Dumb Blonde', mentioned in the above Blonde definitions.
© Deb Murray 2009
Pure Blonde Beer Ad
BLONDES THE TRAGEDIES AND THE TRIUMPHS
Tragedy:
I am most certain the world will never forget the beautiful blonde actress Sharon Tate . Sadly, you may also know her as a victim of the infamous "Manson Family". In August 1969, Sharon aged 26, married to prominent movie director, Roman Polanski, and eight and a half months pregnant, was brutally murdered in her home by Manson's evil followers. The tragedy of this senseless murder has always remained in my heart.
'In 1969 the world was shocked with the senseless, barbaric murder of Sharon Tate.'
Triumph:
On a more positive note, let us celebrate the triumph of the 'Barbie Doll '. This dazzling blonde doll was introduced to the world in 1959, and has had enormous success, worldwide, ever since. Barbie has indeed captured the heart of little girls and avid collectors across this mighty planet, and she has become a legend in her own right.
'The Barbie Doll first introduced in 1959 has captured the hearts of little girls worldwide'.
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BLONDES THE LEGEND LIVES ON
As we all know there are starlets who reinvented themselves as a Blonde, to achieve their remarkable success.These include Marilyn Munroe, Pamela Anderson, and Christina Aguilera. There are just too many to name.
'Being a Blonde can be a success story or a failure, it simply comes through trial and error. While it works magic for some, it creates pitfalls for others'
Is it not ironic that a woman who once was a smart, intelligent red-head, now a 'Blonde', could now be classified a 'Dumb Blonde', by some who did not know her before-hand. Let's face it there are smart, beautiful, plain,not so smart in all hair colours, simply being a 'Blonde', does not automatically give us a lesser IQ.
The 'Blonde',shall forever multiply across this great Earth, and shall forever captivate, amuse or charm the people that dwell upon it. Let today be our celebration, blondes from all across the universe, as we share this great 'Blonde' day together. Whether we are blonde, dark, a redhead or who knows, the outside is merely a shell, with the substance inside.
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A great list of truly beautigul blondes.
By the way, there is an equal opportunity blonde joke site that includes men. I will try to find it again.
Loved the Blondstar clip.
I've forwarded it to my daughter who is just as blonde as you are. (And just as smart)
Thanks for the show Blonde. It was great.
great blondes from a great blonde
I always found Blondie to be a very stimulating band.
I loved this! Great job!
"grab the shiny thig, now give it a tug"...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahaha! "OnStar always on cuz you're always blonde"! I love it! whew !
Some of those young ladies were not natural blondes and Marilyn Monroe was actualy a Brunette, I am not saying Blondes do not have fun, but women in my category also have fun as we are known to be erotic , free spirited and fun-loving as well as hot-tempered.:) Another hats off to you.:)
Actually, AEvans, Marilyn was a natural redhead, kind of a warm coppery auburn. I agree, though, a lot of those women were not natural blondes, but maybe that goes to prove the theory of the hub! If all these women wanted to be blonde, maybe it's true???
For me it isn't the color of the hair, it is the eyes. Most blondes have lighter colored eys. My problem is taking my eyes of from boobs long enough to notice the girl has eyes at all. I am actually albino, but I am so damn good looking I color my hair gray to make myself appear a bit uglier, hasn't worked, I am still gorgeous.
I agree. I thought about dying my hair, and tested it out by changing my hair color on photoshop. I look much better with red hair than I ever would blonde!!
Anna Marie: Thanks for clarifying as I always believed she was brunette , nah I think we are all exciting in our own special way, some men prefer blondes, others prefer redheads and others prefer brunettes. True meaning smart or airy? If you are talking about my little sister she is airy, if you are speaking about my childhood friend she is smart.:)Lol:) I guess I do have a smart ass side!!
blondepoet: I am being naughty and I love the article I guess 2 glasses of wine puts you in an ornery state, your hub is wonderful and you are beautiful too. :)
Wakka chikka wa wa, wakka chikka wa wa! :D
I think Pest was speaking in the dialect of porn music. LOL!!! Thank you, blondepoet, for the nice comments about me!!!
blondepoet:To you I pass it through a yummy glass of Italian Red Wine let me know that you recieved it.:) I don't have one often but when I do it brings out another side of me , the high spirited side.Lol:) Pest is multi-multi talented you should see him chase me through hubpages, he moves lickity split.:)Lol!!:)
By the way here is your glass of wine enjoy!!!!:)
Hey Blonde Poet. Great hub. I don't know whether blondes have more fun though. You certainly seem to though! If blondes DO have more fun, why do you think that is?
Anyway, fun to read and to watch...the videos were hysterical! You put together a good hub.
Here is is enjoy!!!!!:)
For some darn reason the wine isn't pasting to the comment grrrr....:(
Anna that was the exact dialect... :D Beautiful women, wine...doesn't get any better!
Wakka woo woo woo!! Lol :)
BlondePoet: Thanks I am not really chased as I am married and have a little adoptive son, so the only ones that chase mommy are them and our 2 cocker spaniels. I do have a few heads turn, but I always kindly say hello or smile as I am not ever rude or try to not be as that is how our mother's raised us, that is why I wrote the article "Beauties only skin deep" which as of yesterday was still number one on Google as ourbeauty begins on the inside and you are lovely inside and and out. :)
Now you two girls have had too much to drink...the conversation has too much meaning now! ** puts Barry White cd away **
I find a few jiggers of corn alcohol helps me forget that I still live with my momma in a trailer park! My day just isn't complete without a good blackout to end the day.
Fun read blondepoet and I enjoyed the vids too. I think it's the blonde hue's that brings the image of fun and sun and ease and everything light. Well at least in my opinion! LOL :D
Cris you are such a sweet talker, I envy that...A bottle of "ripple" apple wine is as sweet as I get.
Blondes are hot! Hell yeah!
Blondepoet: Beauty certainly does begin on the inside and I have cut off so many old friends as they were stunning, but they were such ugly human beings and I did not want to have friends like that. My circle of friends come from all walks of life, shapes, colors and sizes and I love all of them just the way they are.
Pest: I love Barry White , but last night was listening to Teddy Pendergrass and Luther Vandross.LOL:) No more wine this week as I was a little to relaxed.:)
I agree with your answer, such as it is. It's like: If you believe it, then it becomes true. A self-fulfilling prophecy, as it were. Good answer, once again proving that you are not your typical "dumb blonde." (Some might say that blondes are dumber - and I question this notion too - because of peroxide saturation to the brain!)
Nice! My name is Alora and my best friends name is Alura, she's a blonde and we've always had that compliment each other kind of energy. We constantly make brunette and blonde jokes to each other. She's the best blonde in my life and always will be!!!
Good write up, excellent hub. The second clip was a classic!!!
Marilyn Munroe has always been a favorite of mine, so is Elton John's song, "Candle In The Wind." I did not know she was a brunette.
Nice pictures. Actually, as a guy I have never really had a preference for hair color, Sandra Bullock remains my favorite actress, not so much for the looks but more for the way she holds herself, the body language, the class, the way she talks.
You are right though, blondes do attract more attention.
Hey Blondepoet, this was a fun read, and I would have asked "What if there's no one on the ground?"
I used to streak my hair, many many years ago, not because I was interested in being more blonde but because I liked the "bed-head" look I got when my hair was damaged.
Hi blondepoet,
thanks for the light and delightful read.
What? no humor in the old man? I think it's a great pic of you that Benson put up.
I don't know if I should put my artwork of you on here now. Of course it would be in good taste and pleasing to the eye. I have to go make my cake now for later on today to go along with my buffalo wings as planned yesterday. chit it's raining. bad day for cakes
PS: Kate Hudson is AWESOME!!! Where's gypsy rock-n-roll queen Stevie Nicks?
Paris Hilton? A waste of skin ...
Haha, you're too much. Buffalo wings come from buffalo, dint ya know that? LOL
Buffalo, New York, on the lake. A woman come up with them for her family owned restaraunt some time ago. They're the wings from chicken, cut up and one part looks like a wee drum, the tip is used for soup and such and you use a hot sauce on them. Very tasty. My wee one foregoes the hot sauce and just eats them cooked the way I do them before I hit them with the heat. She can't do hot and spicy. what a pussy she is. LOL
I made a party cake with sprinkles and everything, another Wee One favorite. I find that i can do almost anything, can't isn't in my vocabulary, except for flying and apparently sex. :-( oh well, can't hardly do evrything.
Hello Mona I love you soooo much! hope she hears me
Blonde, yes, she's very much alive. She's done a lot of solo stuff, but apparently is on the road with Fleetwood Mac right now. Surprise! http://www.nicksfix.com/
Twilight Zone monent: It's very weird that you said that about a castle in Scotland, because my mother has always sworn I am reincarnated and lived my previous life in a Scottish castle. And she's serious! I'm American but am told by friends that I have an "accent" which sounds like a blend of California surfer, Canadian and Scottish (never been to Scotland but have it in my blood). I honestly don't hear it ... but apparently it's there, and carries through in my writing. I can't explain.
I think the only reason Paris is famous is because a video of her having sex was made public. That, and she's rich. If she were my sister I would change my last name.
Love the photo of Jane Mansfield....she was a hottie!
You can wear blonde very well. I have been Blonde, Brunette, Red hed everything you can imagine. My natural color is Brown. Being blonde is fun and you get away with alot more. It is true. When I am a brunette though I am taken more seriously...that is what I have observed.
But during the summer months I always take it back to Blonde.....It is fun!
GREAT HUB
wow thanks Blondepoet.....I guess that makes us two of the hottest hubbers on here ey???
=) thats right!
Well that's just silly ... everybody knows I am! ;-)
I don't have any! You'll have to take some ... Hey, I finally found some naked butt images for you and Dr. Yeung! Check it out: http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac
PS: Tell Benson, OK?
Bondepoet, just all in fun...I'm certainly not a blonde, but have more fun than some could only imagine....and that's the real truth. Nice Hub all-in-all.
Cute hub! I think Kate Hudson is the most beautiful one up there, personally. :) I'm not blonde, but I have to say... a response hub for the brunettes in the house may be in order! I enjoyed it - thanks!!
blondepoet ..this definitely got my attention. You said something in your hub that totally got my attention. ... " I myself am a blonde, I always have been, and would not have it any other way." ...That is just my thought as I started reading the article. I became a blonde when I was 20 years old and once went back for only 6 months. Could not stand it so from that point on, "I became a blonde and I too would not have it any other way."
From the stand point of being a blonde for so many years ....it is a very delecate situation. It is something that I have had to work on as you said to keep it healthy and natural. That is very important to me.
I love your choice of subject and I have to say one of my favorites will always be Marilyn Monroe. She is just classic blonde to me.
As for the blonde jokes ..now I could pass. But they are out there for sure.
Thank you for sharing ...my best to your success!
And yet, my eldest daughter who's a true blonde, dyes her hair all different colours so that people won't guess that she's a blonde. Go figure!
Aren't you two sweet? love charlie
blondepoet ...thank you for the delightful comment ..much appreciated!
My best to your health and success!
I know I missed all the good commentary, but had to say that I love this hub.
I have gone red, brunette, even black - just to see if I would be treated differently and/or feel differently. I always love my new color at first, but end up missing the blonde and reprising it. Sure, my hair would be healthier if I didn't have style schizophrenia, but its fun to sort of be someone different for a time. It's interesting how it can be a stigma sometimes, to be blonde.
My mom always says its very lucky to have real blonde hair, but my sis - she is the lucky one. Flaming red. Totally natural - I think that's the only color that can give blonde a run for its money in the fun dept. :)
Thanks for a blond n brilliant hub!
BP -- This is a fabulous read! Love your selection of famous blondes. And you deserve to be down in the gallery with them. You are a right stunner you are *doing my best Ag or Hairy ASS immitation here*.
Funny about your experiment. A good friend of mine did the same thing. She defintely noticed a substantial decrease in attention when she dyed her hair brown. Another beautiful woman did the same thing and she just didn't look "right" till she went back to her platinum.
Here's wishing you as much fun as your little blonde head can handle... MM
BP -- This is a fabulous read! Love your selection of famous blondes. And you deserve to be down in the gallery with them. You are a right stunner you are *doing my best Ag or Hairy ASS immitation here*.
Funny about your experiment. A good friend of mine did the same thing. She defintely noticed a substantial decrease in attention when she dyed her hair brown. Another beautiful woman did the same thing and she just didn't look "right" till she went back to her platinum.
Here's wishing you as much fun as your little blonde head can handle... MM
nice collection of blondes and yes for some reason they do seam to get to have a lot of fun in life but saying that i would have to say red heads come in at second place lol
wonderluly writen
you are so welcome blondepoet
I did not comment first time out. But on re-reading enjoyed tis hub immensely. Great pics excellent videos.
Tell me more about twitter. how does it work ? Will it drive me crazy too? I know the challenge guys are using it too.
Maybe I should be patient for 20 days!
Thanks Blondie. I guess I should look at that possibility.
Loved the hub! great pics and funny videos and your reasons to be blonde!! I think you could be responcible for the increase in blond hair dye which i think will happen now!!!
Hi. I really truly enjoyed reading this hub. I did try it, bleaching my hair blonde for a while and I did like it. I am not sure why I went back to my natural hair color but I do like them all blonde, brunette, red. I think blonde is a nice hair color because the skin grows super pink.
I think it is unfair with the blonde jokes, and maybe it is due to jealousy. Those other women shouldn't be jealous they should reach out for that bottle of peroxide and maybe just be blonde for a little while.
I was to glad to hear form you fabulous Blondepoet. :) Many hugs!
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Hi Blondepoet how are you today? Yes, I found this hub. I don't know what I would do without this hub? The subject is fascinating. Even if the dark roots show it is fun to show them especially on actresses. This is a relief! Yeah.
xoxoxoxox
Hmm, regardless of our hair colour, I think we all have our 'blonde moments'...hehe.
I have always been partial to blondes, and your evidence speaks for itself. Don't get me wrong though, brunettes are more exotic I think? Anyway Great hub.
Of course not. Like I said I prefer blondes cause my wife is blonde. She dyed her hair once. We almost broke up over the whole deal. Then she dyed it back to blonde and we made up. :)
Blondes can tint their hair any color they want, and have fun! There was a guy called Stuart McGill, an Aussie spin bowler who tinted his hair blue before a test match.
Where is Pam Anderson?
I liked this. You have so many loyal followers that a guy could wear out his scrolling finger getting to the bottom.
Keep hubbing!
Hello? This is Officer Smith...we received an emergency call from a Mr. Roberts.
When we arrived he was unconscious on the deck of his boat with a strange smirking grin on his face. We noticed your hub and called in an emergency Blonde to give him mouth to mouth... It is my understanding that Mr. Roberts will make a full recovery. I have to advise you however to place warning labels on hubs with such beautiful women in them, so something like this won't happen again....
Thank You, OH gawd Thank You....Officer Smith and the entire fifth precinct....
LOL, Mikel
I just read your 'Brunette' Hub, so this seemed a good one to follow it up with (even if you did write them the other way around)
This is always an interesting subject.
I recently read an article about the model Nadja Auermann. It wasn't until she bleached her dark hair that she realised her phenomic success -- just like Marilyn Monroe.
I've read a couple of Marilyn biographies, also seen many of her earliest photos, and it seems she was a natural dark blonde. According to Wikipedia she was a brunette (which I don't believe).
Personally, I find bleach blonde more attractive than natural. I even like the 'roots'. Of course, I was a great fan of Debbie Harry -- who is still a very sexy lady.
I'm quite certain blondes receive more attention than others, which is why they have more fun -- if they want it.
Good read. Enjoyed it!
All the best, Camlo
Debbie Harry aka 'Blondie' :)
Tom Rubenoff mentioned her too.
Looks like we have come to your party a little bit late (could it be something to do with being blonde) - but enjoyed reading all about it.
Great Hub.
Very nice information - a little bit of trivia - Sharon Tate was the beautiful bit-part secretary on the Beverly Hillbillies that when Miss Hathaway would ask Jethro Bodine for a kiss he's say sure and kiss Sharon Tate.
Okay I might have a trick or two up my sleeve yet BP.
FAMOUS BLONDE FIRSTS IN HISTORY:
First blonde to see a mirror, asked is that my twin sister?
First blonde ever to wear clothes, said Something about this just feels wrong...
First blonde to get married, asks the priest How long does this usually take?
First blonde to shake her booty, invented indecent exposure.
And the first blonde to befriend Blake4d, turned out to be the sweetest blonde on the hub pages.
xoxoxo =)
Hi hi hi thank you Blake4d for without ya i would of never found this uber cool hub which is so true...
Yes we do dont we ...have more fun.... and Mr blake4d ....did you realise that there are actually 84% more females who represent the top ranking IQ levels???
I have realised that us blondes are cleva we let u think we not mastermind entrants...which means we look even more stunningly brilliant when you realise ya wrong ya wrong woop woop.
I also once had photos and in one had black shiny bob...have to say did make me feel all misterious..... so blondes have fun ....black raven heads lead a life of mystery......wooooo..also made me look older pah fun rules :-)
Ps ..would of been so cool if the IQ think wasnt a croc of haha sounded good saying it tho ..
Blondepoet...you owe it...to all us others with hair this shade....to keep hubbin...coz im lovin.....everythin ya blonde heads made :-)
Hey BP,I wonder how come I did not come across this hub of yours before..it is very interesting about very hot celebrities.. amongst them is of course you..if allowed to poll, you are way ahead of others when it comes to sexy looks and attitude..you have such mesmerizing eyes that anybody would get lost in them..I prefer blonds and I believe that they are one of the most beautiful looking ladies to walk on Earth..rock on..
Haha..you are most welcome BP, Oh that’s nothing.. actually your looks are worth a million praises and you deserve it..take care beautiful..
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Vezpa 3 years ago
Ha, nice hub, *whistles at the pics.* So that's why i don't have any fun hmm . . . ;) Thumbs up!